Words of Wisdom

I came across this great quote in the depths of the Ravelry forums today:

Crocheting is like sex: If I love you, I'll do it for free. If I don't love you, you can't pay me enough.

I'd like to add: If you want me to do something I'll enjoy, I'll do it gladly. If you try to make me do something I don't enjoy, I'll punch you in the groin.

If my future husband isn't this cool, I don't want to meet him

Of all the wedding trends that have been going on recently, the surprise choreographed musical number is my favorite by far. And this one, because it's from one of my favorite musicals of all time, is the best I've seen so far!

A**hat

I've never understood this insult. Asshat? What does it even mean?

Still, this thread on Ravelry has me cracking up. Again, the determination... the exchange of ideas... to make one woman's desire to make a true asshat come true. :)

Fanny

This cracks me up



A Lesson for Little Ladies
"Fanny Fallal, although she was not rich, nor person of rank, was a very fine lady. She would pass all her time reading novels and working crochet, but would neglect her household duties; so her husband who was a very nice man, and fond of a very nice dinner, became a member of a Club, and used to stop out very late at night, which led to many quarrels. How foolish it was of Fanny to neglect her household duties and not make her Albert happy at home."